I LOVE EDGING
$34.00
The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.
It is a LAWN CARE SHIRT.
I have edged my driveway every Sunday for twenty-two years. There is a line where my grass ends and my concrete begins and it is SHARP. You could cut yourself on it. Kevin's edge looks like a coastline.
Some people have told me this shirt has a second meaning. I do not want to know it. I have a trimmer on the shirt. There is a TRIMMER right there. It could not be more clear what I am talking about.
If you know what you are doing with a string trimmer, this is your shirt. If you're laughing, that is between you and God.
DALE'S NOTE: Black print on white, back placement, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. Trimmer not included, obviously.