ALWAYS USE A CONDIMENT — COVER YOUR WIENER

The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.

A FOOD SAFETY SHIRT.

Here is my position, and I have held it for many years. A dry hot dog is a failure of preparation. Mustard at minimum. Ketchup if you are a child or having a wonderful time. Both is not a crime.

My son says this shirt “reads differently.” I said differently how. He said Dad. Just Dad. Everyone in this family says my name at me instead of answering questions.

I stand behind the message. Cover your wiener. It's better that way and everybody knows it.

DALE'S NOTE: Full colour back print, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. Do not eat the shirt.