ALCOHOLICS DON'T RUN IN MY FAMILY, THEY DRIVE

The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.

An old bar joke. My uncle told it at every wedding he was invited to, and then at fewer weddings.

I want to say something plainly on this one because it is my website and I can. The joke is funny. The thing it is about is not, and I have been to that funeral. So the shirt is a joke and the car on it is PARKED, and if you have had a few, you are getting a ride, and Dale will hear nothing else about it.

Buy the shirt. Take the cab.

DALE'S NOTE: Back print, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. I am not joking about the cab.