{"product_id":"dales-depot-company-hat","title":"DALE'S DEPOT — COMPANY HAT","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery other hat on this website is from something that already happened. This one is from something that is happening RIGHT NOW, which I think makes it the most important hat I sell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the STAFF HAT. I ordered these for the staff. There is no staff. I understood that when I placed the order and I placed it anyway, and the minimum was one hundred and forty-four units, and they are in the garage next to the Y2K binder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have given eleven of them away. Doug has one. The girl at the post office has one because she has been very patient with me. Kevin does not have one and will not be getting one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is purple because the website is purple. My son says a hat does not have to match a website. I said then why does anything match anything, and he did not have a good answer for me, and the hats are purple.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you wear this, people will ask you what Dale's Depot is. I have thought about what you should tell them and I do not have anything. Make something up. That is what I do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDALE'S NOTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Grey crown, brown brim, purple embroidery, adjustable strap, one size. Ships in 2 days from the garage. One hundred and thirty-three remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DALE'S DEPOT","offers":[{"title":"ONE SIZE \/ GREY","offer_id":48476139552989,"sku":"UNS-DALES-DEPOT-COMPANY--ONE-SIZE-GREY","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0848\/8022\/8573\/files\/dales-depot-company-hat.jpg?v=1788118752","url":"https:\/\/shop.dalesdepot.com\/products\/dales-depot-company-hat","provider":"DalesDepot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}